RESURRECTION

yo im albert and i dont like spiders

ai-yo:

notliterallyunbelievable:

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People falling for Clickhole is even funnier than people falling for the Onion becuase Clickhole doesn’t even ATTEMPT to sound convincing like the Onion does.

Clickhole liked the tweet

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— 4 years ago with 114005 notes

doomy:

slimetony:

I really hope I don’t have an epic fail today

me as a brain surgeon

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— 4 years ago with 48308 notes

softandsapphic:

how to instantly make ur outfit better: tuck ur shirt in, put on a belt, & cuff ur jeans but ONLY if you’re gay

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— 4 years ago with 43971 notes
ramblings-from-yours-truly:
“ submitabug:
“I mean, she’s not wrong.
”
This screenshot has a threatening aura
”

ramblings-from-yours-truly:

submitabug:

I mean, she’s not wrong.

This screenshot has a threatening aura

(via lesbianshepard)

— 4 years ago with 102432 notes

supermunchor:

dust-princess:

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

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It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

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— 4 years ago with 504518 notes